Friday's Feast

Appetizer
When was the last time you visited a hospital?

A couple of weeks ago to have a mammogram.

Soup
On a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being highest, how ambitious are you?

It depends. I’m about a 2 on the ambition of “getting ahead” and being considered swanky, sophisticated, and in with the in crowd. On the other hand, I feel called to eradicate wallpaper from the world, which is a fairly ambitious goal

Salad
Make a sentence using the letters of a body part. (Example: (mouth) My other ukelele tings healthily.)

Did Nigel answer?

(I spent quite a while trying to come up with something for spleen, but it never really coalesced, so I grabbed my 6yo’s Usborne First Encyclopedia of the Human Body and vowed to write a sentence for the first thing I saw. It was a picture of the DNA ladder. I thought about doing a paragraph using sentences based on the nucleotides, but decided that was too showy and ambitious.)

Main Course
If you were to start a club, what would the subject matter be, and what would you name it?

It would be dedicated to knitting and wearing Klein bottle hats . We would simply call ourselves “geeks” or perhaps “Purdue alums”.

Dessert
What color is the carpet/flooring in your home?

Dirty grey and dirty brown. I think the previous owners thought it would hide dirt. Mostly it just looks ... dirty.